Anthony: My mom is going to be a Minister.
My Sister Who is Not Named Rita: I know, I read her blog. Or I did, before she started posting memos about denominational structure.
Me: Hey, I promised to stop blogging about ministerial development.
(Note: Clearly, I lied).
Anthony: Do you want me to tell you about all you have to do to get to be a Minister?
Not Rita: If I wanted to know that, I would still be reading your mom's blog.
Anthony: You have to fly around the world in eighty days.
Me: Where did you hear about that, honey?
Anthony: Pinky and the Brain.